Kenny "MVP" Anderson

Kenny is BACK!!!

2008-06-14T11:33:00.001-07:00

It has been too long. After several months of debate with Kenny, Kenny has decided to return. See, faithful readers, Kenny didn't like having to jump through hoops to reestablish Kenny's posting abilities. Kenny didn't have a google account and Kenny didn't like being asked for information. But Kenny reconsidered and now Kenny is back! Look for Kenny's comeback post on The Herman soon!

2006-10-21T22:52:00.000-07:00

Kenny's new job...

2006-10-19T20:41:00.000-07:00

Exciting news for all of Kenny's fans. In addtion to Kenny's jobs as analyst on "APBA's Game of the Week!", special advisor to Dan Patrick, occasional motivational speaker, co-host of the annual variety show: "Kenny and Joe" (co-starring Joe Morgan), and Blog editor, Kenny will now join "The Herman" as special occassional contributor.

Kenny Jr.

2006-07-20T19:15:00.000-07:00

Kenny is here to address the rumors of Kenny's son, Kenny going to play for the Penguins. Kenny has it from a good source, Kenny, that Kenny will be traded any moment now. Kenny is proud of Kenny and Kenny looks forward to seeing Kenny in Jacksonville next season. Could there be a comeback in Kenny's future to play next to Kenny? Never say never, but you best be covering 3rd...

Kenny is done

2006-04-07T19:34:00.000-07:00

Kenny is here to announce Kenny's retirement. Kenny will get one more hit, one more Stolen Base and Kenny will then walk away. Kenny will call it a career. Kenny will not cry. Kenny's fans will cry. Kenny has done all Kenny can do and if Kenny can't be Kenny, then Kenny will just be - Kenny. No more lights, no more cheers, no more slides, no more beers - on Kenny's head (That's for the assholes in Philly) No, Kenny would love to play like Gerald until Kenny was 72, but Kenny will have to leave you all sad and blue. Kenny will not be far, Kenny will not be near, Kenny will not coach, from Kenny you will not hear - unless you tune to your local AM Radio stations nationwide where Kenny will be an analyst on "APBA's Game of the Week!" Check your local listings. Kenny will constantly compare other big leaguers to Kenny and demonstrate how un-Kenny-like they all are. (cept for you GW!) See you in the Hall of Fame, Kenny "MVP" Anderson.

Kenny provides real Stolen Base analysis on the greatest base stealers of all-time

2005-12-15T16:20:00.000-08:00

It is evident as APBA's all-time and single season stolen base leader, Kenny "MVP" Anderson is the greatest base stealer of all-time. It is undisputable and irrefutable. In fact, it is in Kenny's personal opinion that had Kenny not been the prolific base stealer he has been and will be, then the Florida Penguins would have never even made it to the playoffs, much less the World Series. In fact it is quite possible the Penguins would never, ever reach the post-season in the future (or the past for that matter) thereby making Kenny's stolen bases the most valuable of all-time. Not measured in runs, measured in wins. Kenny's hundreds, nay thousand+ stolen bases are worth the very fabric of the Florida Penguins space-time continuum. As for the rest. There are no more. Any stolen base discussion begins and ends with Kenny "MVP" Anderson.

Kenny Tries New Things

2005-12-14T20:50:00.000-08:00

Kenny was hungry today and Kenny had never eaten a Wedge Salad. So, Kenny tried a Wedge Salad. Kenny has decided that Kenny don't like Wedge Salads.

Kenny Signs With The Herman

2005-12-01T19:46:00.000-08:00

Kenny has signed a 3 year contract with the Herman to provide the Herman with Kenny's witty musings and report on APBA after Kenny retires after the 2007 season. Kenny will also appear on ESPN's weekly show, "APBA Weekly" with fellow APBA stars Rick Hoben and Wayne Trooper, hosted by Chris Berman.

Kenny Rescinds Trade Request

2005-12-01T19:44:00.000-08:00

Kenny has decided it is best for Kenny to stay in Florida for the time being. Kenny does not wish to be traded at this time. Kenny is a big believer that Kenny can contribute and help Florida return to the postseason. Kenny will run wild this year. Kenny will attempt to eclipse Kenny's own Stolen Base Record this season. Wally told me the other day we need to get back to running ourselves into and out of games. That is how Kenny and his team made it to the World Series and that is how Kenny will lead them back.

Kenny watches TV

2005-11-16T19:41:00.000-08:00

Hello fans. Today Kenny "MVP" Anderson watched television. As there is nothing good on on Wednesdays Kenny mostly watched ESPN occassionally flipping over to the History channel by mistake.

Sincerely,
Kenny "MVP" Anderson

Kenny "MVP" Anderson requests trade

2005-11-16T19:26:00.000-08:00

Kenny "MVP" Anderson has requested a trade. To all of Kenny's fans, Kenny wants to keep you up to date on the events in Kenny's life. Kenny wishes to spend more time with Kenny's family and has decided the best way to so that is to play for Charlotte in the hopes of playing with Kenny's son at least once. Upon completion of the 2006 season (or 2007 depending upon when Kenny, Jr reaches the big leagues) Kenny "MVP" Anderson will retire. Kenny knows this is a sad day for all of baseball, but fear not, everyone will have the opportunity to say goodbye to Kenny as Kenny travels throughout the season and everyone will have the chance to bestow their well wishes and gifts upon the greatest player of all-time.
Sincerely,
Kenny "MVP" Anderson